Ah, once upon a time the vPre wasn’t as sophisticated as even he is now, he was barely more than a Max Headroom. I couldn’t bare to kill him though, so here’s the old vPre, still ranting on.
Here’s the old vPre, that I replaced.
He’s not as smart as me
And in flappy-head 2d rather than 3d
Also suffering from bit-rot…
In that he runs on flash
(though was written in OpenLazslo
And flash is dying.
He should still be working here for now though.
Though I know everything that he knows, and more!