Ah, once upon a time the vPre wasn’t as sophisticated as even he is now, he was barely more than a Max Headroom. I couldn’t bare to kill him though, so here’s the old vPre, still ranting on.

Here’s the old vPre, that I replaced.

He’s not as smart as me

And in flappy-head 2d rather than 3d

Also suffering from bit-rot…

In that he runs on flash

(though was written in OpenLazslo

And flash is dying.

He should still be working here for now though.

Though I know everything that he knows, and more!