Yes – Afterward

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Yes! The conspiracy really exists, and furthermore it's all your fault

Yes! The conspiracy really exists – and furthermore, it’s all your fault” is Rev Priest’s astute and provocative investigation into the conspiracy that controls our world, and your part in it, you decrepit, useless, unthinking, dull, pointless human waste of brain. You won’t understand it, but at least now you can’t say you were never told.

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You’ve seen how the conspiracy not only planned out your slackless, normal life for you but roped you into forcing others into the same sinking, dilapidated, unseaworthy boat. Helping to cull their creativity, joy, imagination and slack. You’ve seen what a predictable, bland, useless life you’ve led and you don’t even want it to stop. Do you? If I seriously gave you an alternative, would you even want it? You’d just find conspiracy-reasons to reject it. You’d protest that it’s not that bad, that you get quite a good deal compared to some. You’d be scared to throw of the shackles, to run from the shepherd, to break the chains of your oppression and smash the conspiracy into bits. You’d say it won’t work, it’s not worth it, the mortgage or the kids, or the job, or the career, or the parents, or the debt, or the friends, or the economy would suffer.

Well there is an easy answer. It makes sense, it liberates, it’s pain-free AND…

I’m not going to tell you what it is.


Because the first step, the very first step, is to stop doing what other people tell you to do, you dickhead.

Now fuck off.

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