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Starship Schrödinger’s Destiny

A crew of five stand in a green field with a flying saucer behind them next to a planet like earth in the sky.

Ongoing: An Interactive Sci-Fi story for Virtual Reality about the adventures of the crew of a flying saucer.

Visit at starshipsd.com


Wordcloud Tarot

A spread of cards scattered around. Each has a picture, and also a world cloud in the background

Ongoing: My tarot decks have the meanings of the cards written on the card in a world-cloud. There’s also a video show with a reading about politics most weeks.

Visit at wordcloudtarot.com


Tentacles, After The End

A woman in a blue dress and a red and chrome robot flee from tentacle monsters chasing in the background

A 30 minute animated movie about the last woman alive on a planet ravaged by tentacle monsters from outer space.

Tentacles is complete, visit the archive at tentacles.org.uk


Book: Do Dream Sheep Bleat?

A white pocketbook with the icon of a black and white fat penguin

A short story book about magic and memes and reality.

Dreamsheep is complete, you can buy a copy or read it online at dalliance.net/dreamsheep


Book: Yes, The Conspiracy Really Exists, And Furthermore It’s All Your Fault.

A book cover with a starburst, pyramid and eye

A long rant about how stupid humans screw up humanity.

The book is complete, you can buy a copy or read it online at dalliance.net/yes


Loopy

Pre behind some keyboard

After the band broke up, I took to playing with myself via a loop pedal. Sometimes, very rarely, even in public.


Bookshelf

dusty old books in a bookshelf plus logo

An album of songs inspired by some of the best books on my bookshelf.

The album is complete, you can listen to the songs at dalliance.net/bookshelf


Handsome Jack’s Showband

A semi-circular logo and silhouetted crowd of arms

My punk cover’s band.

Despite some online-only gigs, the band didn’t make it though the pandemic, you can watch some old gig videos online at handsomejacks.co.uk


Joust Adventure

Screenshot of a game, made from pictures of plush toys and balloons

A little web-game I made back in 2011 with the hope people might pay me to make level 2.

I don’t think anyone ever finished level 1. Too hard.

Can you do it?

The project is abandoned, you can still play level one at dalliance.net/joustadventure. So far as I know, I’m the only person to ever complete the level. Let me know if you do!


  • Diary

    My diary from the Fediverse.
    Status at - Mon, 02 Jun 2025 20:28:45 +0000

    Content warning:re: Doctor Who - Reality War :tardis:


    In summary then: Pop goes the timeline.

    Madness. So many lose ends, so much barely making sense. Great epic adventure though.

    So farewell then to Nchuti. He has been great, sad to see him go. Probably he left because who knows if there'll even be a show next year. Actors can't be refusing work to be on a series that might not even happen.

    Except Billie I guess? Maybe she's not otherwise busy.

    No more episodes till maybe xmas 2026 they say? Or maybe some specials next year? Please god we don't have to wait until spring 2027 to know what's happening here?!

    Meanwhile the fans are all like, "oh it says 'and introducing' instead of 'as the doctor'". Heh. They want it to be a switcheroo of some kind and she's not really The Doctor, but I want to see Billie's Tennant impression for at least a three year stretch.

    She's likely just be staring in a couple of specials in the gap to a proper new season I'd expect. Probably regenerate again before there's a full series. Excited to see her David Tenant impression though. 😆


    Status at - Mon, 02 Jun 2025 20:28:08 +0000

    Content warning:re: Doctor Who - Reality War :tardis:


    Confusing episode. Let me clear it all up.

    The world is sinking into the doubt needed to rescue Omega, remember, and The Doctor is falling with a balcony that's separated from the building.

    How does he get out of that?

    Well, saved by a literal magic door that pops out of nowhere, leading back to the time hotel. 🤨

    Anita, who he spent a year with once a couple of Christmases ago, has been popping around the Doctor's entire long life, peeping on him with the Daleks and stuff. Trying to find him on the Earth's last day. Today.

    And now he's rescued, today turns into a groundhog day. Same day over and over again. 😆

    There's another woman that's been stalking him through time lately, Mrs Flood. She was following him everywhere, but she had Xmas off she reckons, so didn't see the Time Hotel bit. Thus the element of surprise in the deus ex machina rescue. 😀

    The Doctor is broken free of the wish spell now anyway, popped his conditioning, and can use the time hotel's door to recall Unit and break them all out of the wish too.

    The Rani pops in to say hi and explain her plans. 😝

    How did the Rani survive the end of the Timelords? She flipped her DNA to sidestep the genetic bomb apparently? Well that makes no sense, but nor does anything else so no time to ponder.

    The end of the Time Lords made them all Barons... No, made them barren. There can be no more children of the time-lords.

    She's popping Omega back out of the underworld for his DNA because the timelords are all barren and she wants to recreate Galifrey.

    But wait a minute: Poppy is the Doctor's kid in wish world! So she should have Timelord DNA too! Maybe that could work?

    No. The Rani is a nazi, don't like the kid's contaminated blood. She's got human all over her DNA. Eww.

    Rani pops off back to her Bone Palace, and makes the bone beasts attack.

    The Doctor explains that the Giant dinosaur skeletons are beasts that pop in to clean up the world when there's a reality flux, and the Rani has turned them on Unit HQ.

    So the UNIT HQ turns into some kinda ship? Like the Crimson Permanent Insurance. Lol. It's blasting lasers at the bone beasts and turning around, and has a steering wheel like pirate ship now. 🤣

    During the battle, the Doctor pops out to take a ride on the sky-bike, looking like something from Flash Gordon, and crashes into the Bone Palace.

    Too late though! Omega is pretty much here now. He's a giant boney CGI zombie, become his own legend. Looks great but doesn't really seem like Omega, who ought to be held together by pure will.

    Omega eats the Rani! One of the Ranis anyway. Mrs Flood avoids being eaten. She pops off with the time bracelet. "So much for the Two Rani's. It's a goodnight from me!" as she disappears off into time. Great gag. 😁

    The Doctor just shoots Omega to get him back into his box. Pops a rifle off the wall. The Vindicator has apparently also got a built in laser as well as locator beacons. So that's handy. The Doctor doesn't use guns but some of his devices work like one. 🔫

    So all is well! The day is saved and the wish is over and baby Poppy survives in a time box! 🍻

    They're going to take the space baby off to do space adventures. Ruby is jealous of seeing The Doctor and Belinda vibing like that, as they plan a life in space with the space baby. Aww. Poor Ruby. 😭

    But then Poppy pops off! Disappears entirely, and everyone other than Ruby forgets. Ruby remembers because she's disappeared from time herself in the past they say.

    Okay: to save his child and on Ruby's word alone, the Doctor will sacrifice himself to turn reality one degree.

    He goes off to commit suicide by Regeneration, but Thirteen is here! She's popped out of her timeline to stop him! Or maybe to help, with a motivational chat instead. Gives him a pep talk then pops back off again.

    The Doctor zaps reality with his Tardis, dying but holding off on the actual regeneration for a few moments to go check on the kid.

    The kid is safe! But isn't his own kid any more. Poppy has popped all her Timelord DNA and is just all human now. Poppy's pop isn't the doc, it's someone called Richie.

    And Belinda has been so keen to get home all this time in order to get back to her Baby! Who isn't a timelord, and definitely didn't exist until she was wished into being.

    This may not be the most ethical action The Doctor has ever taken: To bend the whole universe in order to recreate a baby that was accidentally wished into being out of nothing. Twisting time to give a child to a nurse who didn't previously have a child, or even remember the wish. Then it's not even the same child that disappeared, coz this one is all human. 🤷

    But the doc is popping off to regenerate with Joy in the stars, and... Turns blonde: "oh. Hello?" 🤯

    It's Rose! Billie Piper is back? Fantastic!

    Is Rose doing a David Tennant Impression there?

    Billie playing the Doctor, doing a Tennant impression as Bad Wolf? Amazing. Can't wait.

    :tardis:


    Status at - Mon, 02 Jun 2025 18:19:55 +0000

    Performed in an improv show in Shoreditch.

    Good times.

    Everyone seemed to think the show went well, and it featured repeated themes of fish taking over the entire world in a giant conspira-sea.

    The venue downstairs at Shoreditch Balls is tight and dark and small but so were our audience. Thanks for coming everyone. 😆

    Where does the group go from here? Dunno. Hard to find a venue for rehearsal in London really. Everywhere is either booked up or closed down. Makes you wonder why the closed down ones had to close given the apparent demand.

    Fingers crossed we find somewhere 🤞


    Status at - Sat, 31 May 2025 23:39:47 +0000

    Content warning:re: Doctor Who - Reality War :tardis:


    That ending: What? Oh, Fantastic.

    Managed not to get spoilered on it.

    More later, after a more sensible spoiler period: I gotta go to bed anyway, and stuff to do tomorrow.

    But OMG. Gonna be so much fun seeing that play out.


    Status at - Sat, 31 May 2025 16:48:08 +0000

    Content warning:re: Medical stuff / MRI selfie


    Well this is very silly. The model doesn't really have the detail to do a flyby down the longitudinal fissure but I kept imagining a xwing flying down it.


    Status at - Sat, 31 May 2025 14:42:09 +0000

    Content warning:re: Medical stuff / MRI selfie


    Used this plugin to import the data:

    omoolab.github.io/BioxelNodes

    The MRI data comes with many layers. They use "sag, Cor, Tra" as shorthand for the direction of the slices I think? Sag for left/right, Cor for front/back and trans for top/down.

    You can add a threshold value to the layer to render it as a volume, excluding the density below a certain level.

    Each of the layers seems to highlight different surfaces in the head when you do that.

    I used the "scout" layer for the skin, the "SWI" and "Fl2d" layers for the cortex. One is rendered more solid and with a surface reflection and the other more transparent without that specular for extra detail.

    The "3scan" seems to pick out that brain stem pretty well.

    It's "cut" tool lets you exclude all the data outside a sphere or the wrong side of a plane, so that's how you peel down the skin there and eat the brain from the back.

    Sadly you can only do one cut per volume layer, so I couldn't exclude outside the relevant rubgy-ball warped sphere shape while also using a plane to cut it. That's why there's fairly clouds around the brain in places which it was nicer cutting out, but couldn't do that while using the slicer.

    Apparently that works in cycles but I was too impatient to render even one complete frame with cycles. Way too slow, this is all Eevee.


    Status at - Sat, 31 May 2025 14:25:05 +0000

    Content warning:re: Medical stuff / MRI selfie


    I keep staring at it as though my untrained eyes looking at a cartoonized rendering of the data is going to see something a trained doctor looking at the raw data slice by slice didn't.

    🙄

    Is that whole brain leaning right in the skull? Probably just some data artifact.

    Annoying how the tip of my nose poked out of the scanner range so appears looped around at the back of the head.


    Status at - Sat, 31 May 2025 12:24:33 +0000

    Content warning:Medical stuff / MRI selfie


    On the 10th of December 2024 at about 4pm in the afternoon I had a sudden shivering attack. The room wasn't cold, but I was, so I took to bed and shivered on the electric blanket until I napped for a few hours.

    Woke up groggy, and never got better. Feeling light headed and occasionally dizzy and half stoned all the time. Can't handle booze or dope at all any more. Doing the job feels like trying to program drunk, concentration shot and short term memory failing.

    Various doctors have ordered batteries of tests and put me on drugs to reduce my blood pressure but nothing that's really helped.

    They did an MRI last week. Apparently everything looks normal which is good I guess, but still leaves symptoms unexplained.

    There are worse fates than feeling half drunk all the time I suppose.

    Given no visible brain damage, about the best suggestion anyone has is to stay off booze and drugs (which is easy, since I can't handle them any more) and get back to meditation. If it's damage so small the MRI can't pick it up it'll get better slowly probably. 🤷

    Anyway, they gave me the MRI data upon request, so I spent most of yesterday importing it into Blender and making some visualization.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present: My apparently completely normal brain in an MRI selfie.


    Status at - Tue, 27 May 2025 19:57:48 +0000

    Do you want to see me perform in an Improv show?

    You can you know. You can do it in Shoreditch in London in the UK on Sunday.

    Dunno what the show will be about, obviously. Some short games, couple of longer stories. But we need YOU there to tell us what it's about.

    What else in London is free? Nothing, that's what.

    eventbrite.com/e/improv-show-t

    * No Judi Denches will be harmed, or even remotely involved, during the performance.


    Status at - Tue, 27 May 2025 19:06:58 +0000

    Content warning:re: Doctor Who - Wish World :tardis:


    A wish granting god baby, granting Conrad's wishes in service of the Rani, turns London into a misogynist utopia and The Doctor into a good husband and insurance worker.

    Hard to say why misogynists are so keen on the American 50s. Perhaps because it was before blacks had the vote and women could do banking.

    And if anyone doubts this ridiculous tale, their table stops working and their family might call the doubt police, so they soon learn not to. All very oppressive and subversive.

    Ruby manages to doubt anyway. And all the disabled people who simply never enter into Conrad's mind. Nice touch that. Great scene in the tent city filled with the dispossessed. They don't seem to have actually done anything so far but maybe they'll get more useful in part two.

    Conrad is on TV telling a story about a man named Doctor Who.

    Giant dinosaur skeletons walk the city, stepping over sky scrapers, and a bone palace towers above the city. Because I guess Conrad wishes for it to be so in order to give the Rani somewhere to live.
    The palace is beautiful and Gothic.

    But doubt is seeping in. Rogue is back, on the TV in hell, telling the Doctor that tables don't work like that. So he investigates. Gets himself reported to the doubt police who take him and Belinda to the bone palace.

    The Rani's split from Miss Flood gives the pair of them a good chemistry. Queen and her maid of honour. Seems like Mrs Flood is likely to be the Rani's downfall. She doesn't like being told to make a sandwich.

    A lot of exposition going on, but they at least put a hat on it: "Isn't just exposition, I need you to doubt"

    So that's the reason for the strange wishes: To make the doctor have doubts so severe that the reality collapses, and Rani can rescue Omega. Omega is the dude in a Mask from the first 3 doctors episode, who gave the timelords time travel and got trapped in the underworld in the process. Timelords forgot him and never mounted a rescue, but presumably Rani is now hoping he'll bring back Galifrey.

    And with London collapsing into the underworld and the doctor falling from the sky, we get the episode break and have to wait until next week.

    That's not a cliff hanger, that an already-falling-from-the-cliff hanger.

    Poppy really is his daughter he's shouting as he falls. And you know what that means?

    🤨🤔

    Back in Space Babies, the worst episode of the Nchuti seasons, that space baby asked if he was her parents and he said he wished that he was their parents.

    That wish has been granted somehow?

    Is this space baby Susan's mother? They have very different skin tones, but that doesn't matter much in a regenerating species.

    Never have found out much about The Doctor's child. When he traveled with his granddaughter everyone assumed he'd met his own kid, the grandchild's parent.

    But that doesn't have to be true for a time traveler. Maybe he met the granddaughter before he met his own kid, and maybe his own kid was just wished into his family line 60 years later (or billions of years in his timeline I guess).

    Pretty fun episode but not sure it makes much sense. Why doesn't the Rani just wish for Omega to be back instead of all this doubt and underworld bollocks?

    Last one next week. Super long episode. Hope it's all cleared up. Good chance we'll meet Susan again I think. And maybe see Omega's mask once more.

    :tardis: :tardis: :tardis: :tardis: :tardis:


  • Bookmarks

    Things I have bookmarked lately.
    CD / Blur - YouTube - Thu, 22 May 2025 18:44:34 +0000
    Captain Disillusion looks at unblurring, inverse fast furry transforms and convolutions.

    Thank God for immigrants - by Ian Dunt - Striking 13 - Fri, 16 May 2025 17:56:32 +0000


    A third of my friends are immigrants of one kind or another and they are all great. Wish I could deport all those who want to stop immigration. It enriches us. We are better because of immigrants. I am better because of immigrants. Here's Ian Dunt: "Imagine how much poorer the world would be without British
    Asians in general. I'm not talking about the subcontinent. I'm not
    talking about Britain. I'm talking about British Asians themselves, as a
    distinct group, quite apart from their other loyalties or their other
    identities. Imagine how much more impoverished we would be, in food and
    music and literary life, in social habits and intellectual and political
    history. Imagine how poor we would be, the vast riches which would have been taken away from us."

    The Misconception that Almost Stopped AI - YouTube - Sun, 11 May 2025 10:54:59 +0000
    Some interesting visualizations and good explanation in this video about why training a neural network by gradient descent doesn't get stuck in local minima as you train. We tend to find it hard to visualize a higher dimensional landscape, let alone one with billions of dimensions. What loos like a local minima when mapped into a 3d visualization of a 2d landscape has all sorts of escape routes in the higher dimensions. It has a good visual on the way the landscape mapping can change as a result of changes to the other parameters, creating new "wormholes" as they change. Great video.

    Rampant AI Cheating Is Ruining Education Alarmingly Fast - Wed, 07 May 2025 14:42:02 +0000




    NYMag has a good essay on using AI in education: "In
    January 2023, just two months after OpenAI launched ChatGPT, a survey
    of 1,000 college students found that nearly 90 percent of them had used
    the chatbot to help with homework assignments." -- I guess all marks have to be in exam conditions with pen on paper in future?

    OpenAI Is A Systemic Risk To The Tech Industry - Mon, 05 May 2025 11:41:05 +0000


    "OpenAI currently requires more money and more compute than is reasonable to acquire. Nobody
    has ever raised as much as OpenAI needs to, and based on the sheer
    amount of difficulty that SoftBank is having in raising the funds to
    meet the lower tranche ($10bn) of its commitment, it may simply not be possible for this company to continue."

    Sowing and Reaping in Trump’s America - Thu, 01 May 2025 08:16:54 +0000
    The instruments of repression, security theater, and white supremacist ideology Trump is employing to create his own patchwork dictatorship in America were embraced and installed by a largely bipartisan consensus of US political leaders happy to exploit popular reaction to increase their own power and enrich the ruling class via imperialism, extractivism, and objectively racialized exploitation.

    AI 2027 - Sat, 26 Apr 2025 19:33:14 +0000


    "We predict that the impact of superhuman AI over the next decade will be enormous, exceeding that of the Industrial Revolution.We wrote a scenario that represents our best guess about what that might look like.1 It’s informed by trend extrapolations, wargames, expert feedback, experience at OpenAI, and previous forecasting successes."

    How is the media still getting the Gaza murdered paramedics story so wrong? - Sat, 26 Apr 2025 00:21:57 +0000


    "The role of the corporate media is no different. It is there to create
    the illusion that we are the masters of our own thoughts. It is there to
    make us think we have reached an independent understanding of the
    world, even though that understanding has been carefully crafted for us
    from birth. It is there to cultivate a worldview in us that aligns
    precisely with the privileging of a tiny corporate elite whose wealth
    depends on the relentless pillaging of the planet for their benefit."

    The Next Terrorist Attack - by Timothy Snyder - Sun, 20 Apr 2025 16:48:14 +0000


    Snyder posits that Trump's administration have weakened terrorism prevention, and would exploit any resulting attack to consolidate power: "Do not give the present regime the benefit of the doubt after it
    allows a terrorist attack to take place on American soil. Be skeptical
    about its account of who is to blame. Insist that Musk-Trump take
    responsibility. And understand that freedom
    is the first condition of security. A terrorist attack is no reason to
    concede anything to this regime. On the contrary: such a failure by
    Musk-Trump would be one more reason, and a very powerful one, to resist
    it."

    The rise of end times fascism | Far right (US) | The Guardian - Fri, 18 Apr 2025 09:25:25 +0000


    "An unspeakably dismal choice is being made before our eyes and
    without our consent: machines over humans, inanimate over animate,
    profits over all else. With stunning speed, the big tech megalomaniacs
    have quietly rolled back their net-zero pledges and lined up by Trump’s
    side, hellbent on sacrificing this world’s real and precious resources
    and creativity at the altar of a vampiric, virtual realm. This is the
    last great heist, and they are getting ready to ride out the storms they
    themselves are summoning – and they will try to defame and destroy
    anyone who gets in their way."

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